A picture worth a thousand words

We wanted to create a special page for our Corvette driving members.  Not those with really cool Corvettes from the 1960 and 1970 era, but for those with newer models.  You know... Barbie cars.  Still it seems unfair not to have a page dedicated to those who are attracted to those cars and post some vignettes and a few photos to make them feel welcome. Yeah.. that's what this is... a page to say you are welcome and normal no matter what anyone says.  Russ provided us with the following quote to kick off this page "When steel cars have seen their day, they are melted down into new steel rides. When vettes have seen their day they are melted down and we drink from them. They will stretch around the world."... That's quite prodfound Russ.  Thank you from almost all of us.

NOT CORVETTE RELATED BUT WILL AFFECT CORVETTE OWNERS

It's no surprise to many of you that Russ is back.  We all received word in Email or by phone almost immediately when his plane touched down at Mitchell.  Some of us knew he was on his way before the Club Welcome Wagon got their tongues to waggin.  I for one possess some serious mystical crap in my blood line.  Word has it, some of my relatives were psychic hog thieves. They knew just when and where to go to steal a prize hog without getting caught.  What I'm trying to say is, I wasn't surprised that Russ was back.  For days I'd seen the signs.  My dog started to whine and hide under the table days before Russ departed Florida.  I saw four crows in my yard walking backward and the day before he boarded, I saw a sign that was beyone reputiation.  My toast came out of the toaster with a figure in the center.  It was of a hand giving me the middle finger.  I thought to myself: "Self, something wicked this way comes".... Then I thought "Oh Wait, as I look closer, that seems destined for Witt, not me"  "Russ is coming back!"  Good times ahead.

MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS FOR CORVETTE OWNERS
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CORVETTE PHOTOS FOR OUR SPECIAL MEMBERS
BEST IN SHOW
BEST IN SHOW
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Pays for itself
Pays for itself
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Has matching suit
Has matching suit
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Public Service Announcement
Public Service Announcement
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Preferred color
Preferred color
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Second most popular color
Second most popular color
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Yeah... so classy
Yeah... so classy
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Use more sunscreen
Use more sunscreen
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WTF... Seriously?
WTF... Seriously?
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Corvette Cool
Corvette Cool
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Compensating?
Compensating?
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Worst in Show
Worst in Show
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Typical Driver
Typical Driver
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No, they don't float
No, they don't float
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Godzilla?
Godzilla?
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Mothra, Is that you?
Mothra, Is that you?
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Yeah Baby
Yeah Baby
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Nerd Mobile
Nerd Mobile
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Weirdo
Weirdo
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Look they suck in the future too
Look they suck in the future too
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Tastefully done sir!
Tastefully done sir!
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What have you done?
What have you done?
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ummm.. I got nothing
ummm.. I got nothing
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Redneck Vette
Redneck Vette
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ROTFLMAO
ROTFLMAO
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The drive of shame
The drive of shame
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